If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place;
On the 0ther Hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place !

2 wise advices for married people

1) Never laugh at your wife's choice...
You are one of them.

2) Never be proud of your choices...
Your wife is one of them.

Imagination

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on fifth floor and It caught fire, how will you escape?
Candidate: It is very simple, I will stop my imagination.